We just ran into our old friend the helicopter with the smashed windshield again. It has been patched together from two other broken windshields and joined with some kind of high-tech bandaid called 3M hundred mile an hour tape. If anyone from 3M wants to send me money for my mention of their product, I am open to discussing the idea.
I hope it works, because John is about to climb on that helicopter and fly around chasing polar bears in it. Here is the plan: a scientist drops John off, then flies over to a nearby polar bear and shoots it with a dart that tears off a little piece of its skin so he can get a DNA sample. Then he goes down to retrieve his dart, then he flies back to pick up John again.
That means a large irritated predatory mammal will be running around in a bad mood near my cameraman. This could be great cinema, or a nice lunch for one deserving polar bear. It's a win-win situation.
I hope it works, because John is about to climb on that helicopter and fly around chasing polar bears in it. Here is the plan: a scientist drops John off, then flies over to a nearby polar bear and shoots it with a dart that tears off a little piece of its skin so he can get a DNA sample. Then he goes down to retrieve his dart, then he flies back to pick up John again.
That means a large irritated predatory mammal will be running around in a bad mood near my cameraman. This could be great cinema, or a nice lunch for one deserving polar bear. It's a win-win situation.
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